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HullYou play Football Manager 2009 too much if…
This post is unusual for my blog because of two reasons:
1. It’s the first humor post.
2. It’s a translation of article from FMFan.ru – the best Football Manager site in post-USSR community (Russian speaking countries, actually).
Ok, some jokes for you!
You play Football Manager 2009 too much if…
- The list of recently loaded programs contains only of FM 2009, FM Genie Scout, FM 2009 editor, WinRar, "FM2009 v9.2.0 Patch Installer.exe".
- You brought National Team of Madagaskar to the golden medals of World Cup three times.
- You did this with different tactics.
- Being on stadium (in RL) you shout “Mentality – attacking! Closing Down – often!” instead of “Go Liverpool!”
- Your neighbours wake up during late night after your shout “Goooooooal!” when there is no football on TV.
- You remember statistics of all your players in all matches of last season.
- Your colleagues think that FM 2009 is your favourite accounting program.
- Your boss thinks so as well!
- You know exactly what club will be managed by Freddy Adu when he becomes a manager.
- It’s easier for you to create new tactics than write two text lines.
- This created tactics becomes very successful and all your fellows start to use it soon.
- In the minds you set mental skills for your relatives and friends. For instance, father: Work Rate = 15, Determination = 5.
- Ha, mental skills! You can even set preferred moves to all of them!
- It regards girls as well.
- You always change individual instructions (mentality, creative freedom, closing down) during sex.
- Your friend says that he will come later after he came to you with beer and saw you playing FM.
- He haven’t visiting you for a week since that time but you forget about him anyway.
- Your wife feels hurt if you call some “Aguero” during sleep.
- Your 5-year son knows who is Henry Saivet and Georginio Wijnaldum.
- Moreover he can even write their names without mistakes.
- Your 3-year daughter can do the same!
- When you close your eyes, you see small figures of players that are running and scoring goals.
- When you open your eyes, you see the same!
very good write up :)
hahaha
a gr8 1 there... (Y)
my 8 year old reads this blog dude and he is asking me what is sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????????????????
i think thats the wiredist thing i have ever seen in my life................. its just " " theres no words 2 describe it. Are u sure ur not pissed m8 :)
It stinks! No I'm kidding it's very funny.
It is one of the best things I have ever read about CM/FM!!!! xDD
Greetings from Spain! ;)
lol
kwl post m8.. :D
hmm its quite lame but nice try though.. glad to see an update at least :)
lame!
NI SWON :)
Ummmmmmmm Don't wanna be a pain but it is Henri Saviet, not Henry Saviet. lol
But yea it was funny...
isnt it saivet?
i liked the one that you give attributes to people, i have a joke with my friends about that
as they say in england up the bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
great jokes xD
great blog!
Greetings from Portugal
haha, really made me laugh ... it's funny ... and true :)
gr8 one mate ... ucan see half of these Symptoms on me ..... should I be scared ? and BTW it's (Henri Saivet)
LONG LIVE KSA !
hahaha i can relate to most of that in your blog cos im a fm widow haha
:)) funnyh.. greetings from romania !
i got something funny ... i just played a game .. i play with Steaua( romania ) and i am in the semifinals cup .. i win with 2-0 .. i press continue .. and what i see?? ...I lost the game on penalties .. how the hell it happend??
guy above me you probably played a 2 leg game and lost the first leg 2-0 and won the second 2-0 then it would go on to penalties unlucky mate
also guy who blogs on this your 3 year girl writes saivet's name right but you can't lol
George Wood,
yes, I know that here is mistake in his name. I decided to leave it as it is. Just for fun :)
dude, this is like, an autobiography...of me.
do you know me?
"You play Football Manager 2009 too much if…"
+ you save these jokes and send it to your friends
Its actually Henri Saivet. I have him at Arsenal. He is worth a world record 48 million quid!!!!
my wife divorced me after too long on football manager. one week, i played on it for 36 successive hours, with no sleep.
Damn, I hope you feel fine now...
there is no such thing as too much.. Just others that do not understand lol
hahaha...funny after all...agreed,henri saivet,wonderkid...very good blog...keep it up,mate
-the kopite-
not one of those was funny, you are all retarded
Yay! even in Russia they seem to know the Feyenoord wonderboy Georginio Wijnaldum:D
greetings from Rotterdam
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Funniest football manager related thing ive ever read BRILLIANT
who does freddy adu manage when he becomes a manager?
Hahaha . very funny, thats the best thing i have seen on this website. :P, you are a true football manager.
did u base this on me... lolololololololol.
very funny
Hahaha
Very funny, bro!
gary neville manages bristol city on mine :P
hahaha.... cristiano ronaldo became a psycho on mine
greetings from Croatia
Quality stuff there lad! I'll add a few more if you don't mind. :)
You play FM 09 too much if:
you release your frustration on your little sister when Schalke 04 score a jammy late goal and put an end to the 37 game unbeaten streak.
you spend the hours in the classroom conjuring new formations and tactics.
you think you are a genius in the transfer market.
you don't think twice when you see a 35 year old Walcott speeding past defenders in the right flank.
it takes a while to figure out that kaka plays for real madrid and not newcastle united.
Greetings from India!
lol , is funny for me xD , the next pic
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7354/ajax2k.jpg
Legacy,
yep, funny picture. It's like looking in mirror :)
How to create a new tactic?
Instead of saying "he looks like a good prospect" when you see a good youngster on TV you use the words " he looks like a -10" xP
Priyesh Prasannan,
:)))
Funny joke! :)
Such a creative and funny post..but sometimes it really happen right?
Hahahaha :D
Very good jokes!
Love your blog!
Greetings from Portugal!